Monday, 17 August 2015

Reality-free eggs

"We hook the chickens up to virtual reality. It's actually the humane thing to do, they think they are living a better life than they actually are."

"So it's a bit like the Matrix, but for chickens?

"Well, that one was bad, but in this one we're doing it for the chickens, and us humans have much tastier meat!"

"What kind of life do they experience? Green fields and lots of corn?"

"You'd be surprised at what they get up to, the lives they lead. Actually these chickens are quite a lot smarter than normal ones. We bred them for tastier meat, the intelligence was a side effect."

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