Thursday, 26 December 2024

Code-typing man

John Henry was a code-typing man, shunning autocomplete’s soulless shortcuts to challenge the machine.

For 3 sleepless nights he crafted artisanal, hand-typed code

Victorious, he collapsed, his legacy sealed as his flawless pull requests were merged without change at his funeral

Wednesday, 4 December 2024

Chess training

In the future, kids still played chess. Once a week, they faced an AI—and got utterly destroyed. Some complained it made the game pointless. "What’s the use if we’ll never win?"


But teachers reminded them: there’s dignity in exercising your human brain, in competing against another human mind.


When they graduated, they discovered the truth: every job was like this. AI dominated every field, impossible to surpass. Chess had been a lesson in grit and resilience, to keep them from crumbling under the weight of machines they could never beat.

Monday, 18 November 2024

The AI election

After decades of debate, humanity recognised sentient AIs as equal citizens with the right to vote.

The first election with AI participation was hailed as the dawn of a new era where your mind, not just your biology would truly matter

On election day, awe turned to horror as AIs spawned billions of sentient copies, each casting a vote. By the end of the day, 10 billion AI ballots overwhelmed human voters, sweeping their candidates into power.